“sir, what you did is so illegal that it loops around and now you’re the cop and i’m under arrest. here’s your badge welcome to the force”
how 2 relationship
Paladin: “I use Detect Evil on the mouse!”
Paladin: “What…it might be a familiar, or something. We’re hunting a necromancer here! Constant vigilance, and stuff.”
DM: *rolls die, gets haughty look on face* No, the mouse is not evil. It’s good. It has the heart of a paladin even.
Ranger: *proceeds to cast speak with animals and roll a crit to befriend said mouse* We take him with us. His name is Mousicus.
Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?
"What does the fox say?"
This scene was improvised, so ludacris’ reaction is genuine and dwayne didn’t have a line after tyrese said his.
Santino Fontana on auditioning for Frozen:
"So basically, all that they told me about the character was he’s super confident, perhaps overly confident, he needs to be able to sing with a "Broadway sound" and he’s really good with women, but he may have a dark side. I came into the sound studio and I was very nervous and I sang this."
A RECORDING EXISTS
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, THIS IS WHAT HE AUDITIONED FOR HANS WITH
"Do we really need to ROLL to open a barrel?"
"DO A BARREL ROLL"
DM: I guess Jim touches himself.
Jim: …Is it night?
Player: What is the AC of the fabric of reality?
DM: You don’t want to know.
Player: *rolls* Does a 28 hit?
DM: You succeed in breaking the fabric of reality.