tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

(via shuraiya)

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

(Source: sendificator, via shuraiya)

shadeofthehero:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

how can you call yourself a man if you cannot do this simple task

(via sapphirehush)

andrysb24:

astronomerinprogress:

How to Solve a Physics Problem

Omg this was me as an engineering major

EA was the worst…

(via alucifer)

kumagawa:

if you dont think fedoras = evil look at hazama from blazblue

japan was years ahead of this shitty website

(via avdol)

kimparkerr:

another day in the world of warcraft…

(via thornmallow)

m1n3cr4ft:

I got some obsidian in archaeology lab, so I built a Nether Portal.

(via criminallyincompetent)

teamheadcanon:

milkntwosugars:

I’m never sure if the constant smell of burning in England during summer is due to bbq’s, the sun on tarmac, or the burning of bright white flesh.

I’m going through my blog archive clearing out the junk and I just found this again

steveholtvstheuniverse:

I have been waiting for this one.

(Source: tommyleebones, via criminallyincompetent)

jaesauce:

Brooklyn is culture and civilization.

fuckyourwritinghabits:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what in the shit pissing fuck

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

goddamnit.

(via isaviel)

sirartwork:

Happy (Belated) Birthday, Lilithn!

I wanted to get this to you sooner, but I ended up loosing power on your birthday from a bad storm.

(via mugumugu)

(Source: sandandglass, via criminallyincompetent)

(Source: c-conda, via sly-like-a-fox)

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brokje:

endquestionmark:

this is my entire goddamn dash

i’m so fucking sorry okay this apology comes deep from my very macklecore okay

I SWEAR TO FUCK

(via isaviel)

"A man chooses, a slave obeys; Shy does whatever the fuck she wants to do."

Twenty-one years old. Resides near Newcastle Upon Tyne. More commonly known on the interweb as Halteclayre.

More water nymph than human. Slayer of Games, master of the Cluster F-Bomb, and all around paragon of mediocrity. I have a complexion like double cream, a tendency to abuse the caps lock button, the foulest mouth this side of Northumberland, and I adore video games, amongst other nerdy things. Most of my posts will no doubt be related to those last two.

Currently playing Metal Gear Rising, Knights of the Old Republic 2, and Star Wars: The Old Republic.

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