babedwire:

babedwire:

have you guys heard about these new housing facilities for straight white cis boys?

they’re called victim complexes :-))

fuzzwizard:

deathpup:

NOt a big fan of the internet :/ any alternatives?

i’ m an advocate for screaming at the night sky

tagged → #hideous cackling
Track Title: Dobby Gets Dibs on Connor

Artist: Connor Kenway/Ratonhnhaké:ton/Deborah Carter/Dobby

Album: Assassin's Creed III

allsoundsasscreed:

Connor: Hello, Dobby.

Deborah: Connor. You look well.

Connor: I have been better.

Deborah: Do you ever sleep? I really don’t know how you do it.

Connor: I try not to think about it.

Deborah: A strong man, stronger than any I’ve ever met. How is it a man like you has no wife?

Connor: I do not have the time to give a woman what she deserves. Perhaps when all this is over, I will be able to settle and have a family. I hope.

Deborah: Of all the lecherous and deceitful men out there who are fathers you’d be a godsend. But I suppose that’s how it is, the good ones are too busy for it and the louts have nothing better to do. In any case, if you ever think it’s time, make sure I get the first crack!

Connor: Hmm, I promise.

And suddenly, half the Tumblr population claims betrothal to the man…

tagged → #ac3 #you go miss carter

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

tagged → #GPOY

connor-in-my-pants:

  1. chignonesque:

make me choose: corvo attano or daud for anonymous

am a wolf to man.” 

tagged → #dishonored #daud

allsoundsasscreed:

"I’m fine… it’s fine… I - I was just, uh, laying on the floor…" - Edward Kenway

So the drunk Captain Pissoff has his own tag now…

tooaya:

crabbyjammies:

bernardlblacks:

being friends with artists to get free drawings doesn’t even work!!!! i am an artist and i cant even give myself free drawings

Honestly if I tell you I’ll draw something for you there’s really only about 5% chance of me actually drawing it.

Most of the times if your artist friend wants to draw something for you they won’t even tell you.  You’ll just find a picture in your face one day with nice comments like HERE BITCH TAKE IT.

tagged → #all true

gdtopdream:

G-Dragon and Taeyang in Paris 2014

thatfunnyblog:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

thatfunnyblog:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

tagged → #hideous cackling #WORTH

waldafrey:

Margaery Tyrell flirting with chicks at her own wedding, and continuing to be a true inspiration to us all

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

tagged → #hideous cackling
"Hemingway and James Joyce were drinking buddies in Paris. Joyce was thin and bespectacled; Hemingway was tall and strapping. When they went out Joyce would get drunk, pick a fight with a bigger guy in the bar and then hide behind Hemingway and yell, “Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him.”"

[x] (via newzerokaneda)

Between this and the story about him reassuring F. Scott Fitzgerald re dick size, I’m developing a picture of Hemingway as the mother hen of the disaffected white male literary set of the early 20th century.

He probably called up Steinbeck sometimes and was like I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE DIPSHITS and Steinbeck was all “That’s what you get for living in Paris, asshole”.

(via copperbadge)

(via havisham)

need to finish Assassin’s Creed 3 once I’ve finished Fire Emblem, but at the same time I don’t want to finish Assassin’s Creed 3 at all, because finishing it means Connor’s life gets even worse and I just want him to be happy.

If I remember rightly I was saving the homestead missions up (because I just kept doing them to put off the main plot), so I may do some of those and a few of the hunting lodge missions first to remember how the game works. While, you know, sobbing because the bulk of Connor’s existence is loss and pain and he deserves so much better than that, but he doesn’t get it.

For at my side walks hope. In the face of all that insists I turn back, I carry on. This… This is my compromise.

ted:

Adrianne Haslet-Davis dances again for the first time since the Boston terrorist attack last year. 

When the bombs went off at the Boston Marathon finish line, Adrianne Haslet-Davis lost the lower half of her left leg in the explosion. She’s a ballroom dance teacher, and she assumed she would never dance again. With most prosthetics, she wouldn’t.

But Hugh Herr, of the MIT Media Lab, wanted to find a way to help her. He created a bionic limb specifically for dancers, studying the way they move and adapting the limb to fit their motion. (He explains how he did it here.)

At TED2014, Adrianne danced for the first time since the attack, wearing the bionic limb that Hugh created for her.  

Hugh says, “It was 3.5 seconds between the bomb blasts in the Boston terrorist attack. In 3.5 seconds, the criminals and cowards took Adrianne off the dance floor. In 200 days, we put her back. We will not be intimidated, brought down, diminished, conquered or stopped by acts of violence.”

Amen to that, Hugh. 

Watch the full talk and performance here »